The Most Annoying Things On Facebook

My Facebook is always on either my computer or my phone. That doesn't mean I'm constantly sitting on it, I just leave in run in case my deployed husband tries to contact me in that manner, which he often does. I'm not claiming to hate Facebook or anything like that, only pointing out the most annoying things that people can do on Facebook. Enjoy!

Suggesting You Be Friends With People You Don't Know

Stop pimping strangers to me!

Sending You Repeated Game Invitations

The best thing about these is that you can select "Ignore and Block." Until a new one comes along...

Writing Posts, Asking You To Join Their Game

These, you CAN'T block, unless you block the entire person. Ugh!

Importing Their Twitter Updates

If I wanted to read your Tweets, I'd follow you... on Twitter.

Posting Cryptic Status Updates To Get You To Ask

Stop trying to get attention! Either say it, or don't say it!

Liking EVERYTHING Facebook Has A Page For

Well, you must be a very happy person, since you obviously like everything on the face of Earth.

Updating Relationships... Every Five Minutes

We're not thirteen. You shouldn't be on again off again this often... even if you are thirteen, you shouldn't be.

Checking In Every Time They Walk Through A Door

Not only do I not care where you are at, this is bad, bad PERSEC!

Tagging You In Photos/Videos That Have Nothing To Do With You

Yep, that's definitely a picture of my friend. She looks JUST like that, dude!

Updating Status Several Times Every Hour

Nobody is interested enough in your life to want to read status updates every five minutes, I promise.

Adding Everybody As A Friend

You made 26 new friends today?! Wow, you must be popular! Or desperate.

Tyypin Lykke Dis, LiKe ThIs, or L1k3 th15

Ugh. Just. Shut. Up.

Being All Drama, All The Time

I don't care that your friends is a "white trash hoe." I don't need your drama!

Reposting Viral Facebook Statuses

Eventually, your wall will be covered in these. Original thoughts only, please!

Oh, military wives. I haven't forgotten you!
Writing Constantly Depressed Statuses

I'm going through the same thing as you. We all have bad days. Stop bitching all the time.

Posting Every Time Their Husband Calls

Okay, once in a while is fine. Not the five times a day that he calls you!

Counting Deployment Up Or Down

Bad, bad OPSEC! Here ya go, terrorists, plane full of soldiers on so and so day!

Posting Every Time They Leave Or Come Home

More bad PERSEC. Apparently you don't care that the entire world knows your house is empty, or you are there alone.

Updating Their Husband On Personal Matters

If he can read this on your wall, he can read it in a PRIVATE message.

Updating Me On Their Husband

My husband did, too. But I didn't tell Facebook. If I care about your husband, I'll ask.

Posting Soldier Related Posts All The Time

Actually, I think it was a SEAL who killed Bin Laden. But BESIDES that, ugh! Shut up! I live and breathe military life, keep it out of my Facebook!